Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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