id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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