Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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