I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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