And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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