Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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