I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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