I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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