the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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