apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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