They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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