Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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