whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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