I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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