Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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