he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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