how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
