You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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