I think my vagina is haunted
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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