Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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