Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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