Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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