No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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