let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i wish my penis had a tongue
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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