can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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