it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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