i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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