My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Fuck appropriateness.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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