dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
just tell him i said nine months
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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