You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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