What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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