Little spoons don't ask big questions
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We left the knife in your bed.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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