Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Text me some of your sweat
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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