You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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