Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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