STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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