the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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