My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
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That's how twitter works, right?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Randomize
