sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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