She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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