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(647): View more from Ontario

Your tits are I can't wait for

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(913): View more from Kansas

very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.

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(310): View more from California

Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.

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(404): View more from Georgia

don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts

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(817): View more from Texas

so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.

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(585): View more from New York

I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...

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(636): View more from Missouri

You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi

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