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(302): View more from Delaware

Nicole vs. Life

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(650): View more from California

hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.

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(516): View more from New York

On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?

(201): View more from New Jersey

Strong 6

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That's an oxymoron.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP

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(512): View more from Texas

all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me

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(239): View more from Florida

im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.

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(571): View more from Virginia

i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.

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