it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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