Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
and she was petting her beer can
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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