love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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