she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize