do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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