I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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