I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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