Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He's on the porch naked. Help.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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