I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
im on a boat
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