We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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