now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
now i know why i became what i already was.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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