I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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